1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:04,390 SO, GIL, YOU NEED TO PREPARE A ZINGER FOR THE DEBATE. 2 00:00:05,682 --> 00:00:07,556 - WHY WOULD I DO THAT? - ARE YOU KIDDING? 3 00:00:07,556 --> 00:00:09,138 YOU KNOW WHAT A ZINGER IS, RIGHT? 4 00:00:09,138 --> 00:00:11,012 BRANDY AND CREME DE MENTHE. I'M NOT A RUBE, ANDY. 5 00:00:11,304 --> 00:00:13,968 NOT A... NOT A STINGER, A ZINGER. 6 00:00:13,968 --> 00:00:15,842 IT'S A COMEBACK LINE. 7 00:00:15,842 --> 00:00:18,091 YOU KNOW, LIKE, ''I SERVED WITH JACK KENNEDY, 8 00:00:18,091 --> 00:00:19,757 ''I KNEW JACK KENNEDY, 9 00:00:20,007 --> 00:00:22,214 ''JACK KENNEDY FUCKED A WIFE OF MINE... 10 00:00:22,214 --> 00:00:24,130 BUT YOU, SENATOR...'' 11 00:00:24,130 --> 00:00:26,254 ''ARE NO JACK KENNEDY.'' 12 00:00:27,545 --> 00:00:28,878 YOU GAVE ME SIX CARDS. 13 00:00:28,878 --> 00:00:31,209 OH, COME ON, GIL JOHN, YOU GOTTA THINK PREEMPTIVELY. 14 00:00:31,209 --> 00:00:33,542 FOR INSTANCE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO 15 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:37,248 IF DIGGER WERE TO CALL YOU OUT FOR BEING, LIKE, 16 00:00:37,248 --> 00:00:39,622 A HOTHEAD OR A LOOSE CANNON? 17 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:41,204 TELL HIM TO SUCK MY CANNON-SIZED... 18 00:00:41,204 --> 00:00:42,703 OH, OH, OH, NO, NO, 19 00:00:42,703 --> 00:00:45,952 SEE, YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO HIS POINT, RIGHT? 20 00:00:45,952 --> 00:00:48,700 YOU GOTTA TAKE THE HIT, ACCEPT IT, 21 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,824 AND TURN IT AROUND AND USE IT AGAINST HIM, 22 00:00:51,116 --> 00:00:52,241 LIKE JUJITSU. 23 00:00:52,241 --> 00:00:54,115 - RIGHT? 24 00:00:54,115 --> 00:00:57,738 SO FOR INSTANCE, YOU COULD SAY, ''WELL, I MAY BE A LOOSE CANNON, 25 00:00:57,738 --> 00:01:00,653 BUT AT LEAST I DON'T SHOOT BLANKS.'' 26 00:01:00,653 --> 00:01:02,777 GOOD ONE, ROBERT. THE MAN HAS SIX CHILDREN. 27 00:01:02,777 --> 00:01:05,151 IT'S A POLITICAL METAPHOR, NOT SEXUAL. 28 00:01:05,151 --> 00:01:07,025 AND YOU'LL BE THERE TO EXPLAIN IT TO EVERYONE? 29 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:09,690 SHOULDN'T GIL JOHN BE USING, LIKE, BASKETBALL METAPHORS? 30 00:01:09,690 --> 00:01:12,897 LIKE ''HOT HANDS'' OR ''GETTING GOOD LOOKS'' 31 00:01:12,897 --> 00:01:16,186 - OR ''TAKING IT TO THE HOLE.'' 32 00:01:16,186 --> 00:01:18,227 ENOUGH WITH THE KENNEDYS. 33 00:01:18,227 --> 00:01:19,893 THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS ASS-CLOWNERY. 34 00:01:19,893 --> 00:01:22,475 I GOTTA GET TO BED, OR DIGGER WILL CLEAN MY CLOCK TOMORROW. 35 00:01:22,475 --> 00:01:25,141 IF YOU THINK OF ANY MORE STINKERS, WRITE 'EM DOWN. 36 00:01:25,141 --> 00:01:28,139 - ZONKERS. - ZINGER. 37 00:01:28,139 --> 00:01:30,763 - WHATEVER. - HE'S GONNA BE FINE. 38 00:01:31,013 --> 00:01:33,802 NO, HE'S FUCKED. 39 00:02:04,078 --> 00:02:05,661 SENATOR BIGGS, DID YOU SUPPORT 40 00:02:05,952 --> 00:02:07,285 ADDING ANTI-ABORTION RESTRICTIONS 41 00:02:07,285 --> 00:02:09,992 TO THE NORTH CAROLINA MOTORCYCLE SAFETY BILL? 42 00:02:09,992 --> 00:02:11,325 I DID. 43 00:02:11,325 --> 00:02:15,572 THERE IS NO REASON YOU CAN'T SUPPORT TWO CONSTITUENCIES SIMULTANEOUSLY. 44 00:02:15,572 --> 00:02:19,778 IF YOU CAN FIT BOTH THE UNBORN AND BIKERS UNDER THE SAME BILL, 45 00:02:19,778 --> 00:02:20,737 THEN WHY WOULDN'T YOU? 46 00:02:20,737 --> 00:02:23,735 SO ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE UNBORN SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO WEAR HELMETS? 47 00:02:23,985 --> 00:02:25,650 - HUH? - ROBERT! 48 00:02:25,650 --> 00:02:27,608 WHAT? I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP IT LIGHT. HE'S TENSE. 49 00:02:27,858 --> 00:02:29,190 WELL, I WANT HIM TENSE. 50 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:31,606 THIS IS A VERY BIG DEAL. THERE'S ONLY ONE DEBATE. 51 00:02:31,856 --> 00:02:33,396 - MADDIE... - IF GIL BLOWS IT, 52 00:02:33,396 --> 00:02:36,020 THIS TIME NEXT YEAR HE'LL BE SELLING REVERSE MORTGAGES. 53 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:39,143 MADDIE, CAN'T YOU SEE THE MAN'S BRAIN'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE? 54 00:02:39,143 --> 00:02:41,517 HE'S NOT USED TO ALL THIS. 55 00:02:41,809 --> 00:02:44,266 YOU BOTH KNOW I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE, RIGHT? 56 00:02:48,348 --> 00:02:49,972 - SENATOR BIGGS... - QUICK QUESTION, SENATOR. 57 00:02:49,972 --> 00:02:51,304 MAY WE ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS? 58 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:52,970 A MOMENT, SIR? 59 00:02:52,970 --> 00:02:54,302 WHAT? 60 00:02:54,302 --> 00:02:57,009 TURNS OUT THERE'S BEEN SOME SORT OF MISCOMMUNICATION. 61 00:02:57,009 --> 00:02:59,383 UM, UH... IT'S NOT ACTUALLY A DEBATE. 62 00:02:59,383 --> 00:03:02,215 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HOW COULD IT NOT BE A DEBATE? 63 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:03,590 IT'S A TOWN HALL. 64 00:03:03,590 --> 00:03:04,922 - A TOWN HALL? 65 00:03:05,214 --> 00:03:07,046 YOU MEAN WHERE A BUNCH OF YAHOOS CAN ASK 66 00:03:07,046 --> 00:03:09,752 ANY RANDOM, DUMBASS QUESTIONS THEY WANT? 67 00:03:09,752 --> 00:03:11,627 OH, SENATOR, WELL, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 68 00:03:11,627 --> 00:03:13,293 THE, UM, YAHOOS ARE HAND-PICKED, 69 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:15,666 AND THE DUMBASS QUESTIONS ARE SCREENED. 70 00:03:15,666 --> 00:03:17,832 WELL, THERE'S YOUR QUALITY CONTROL RIGHT THERE. 71 00:03:17,832 --> 00:03:19,747 YOU STILL GOT THIS, BIG GUY. 72 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:27,119 NOW, A TOWN HALL IS NOT A DEBATE, IT'S A PERFORMANCE. 73 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:31,033 IT'S ONE HALF SEDUCTION, ONE HALF MISDIRECTION, 74 00:03:31,033 --> 00:03:33,949 - AND ONE HALF CONFRONTATION. - THAT'S THREE HALVES. 75 00:03:33,949 --> 00:03:35,739 YOU CAN'T HAVE THREE HALVES OF A WHOLE. 76 00:03:35,739 --> 00:03:38,862 THIS FROM A MAN WHO'S ALWAYS PRIDED HIMSELF ON GIVING 110%. 77 00:03:38,862 --> 00:03:39,946 IT WAS A CUSHION. 78 00:03:39,946 --> 00:03:41,778 YOU PUT OUT 100% ON THE COURT, 79 00:03:41,778 --> 00:03:44,027 IT LEAVES YOU 10% TO TAKE A SHOWER. 80 00:03:44,027 --> 00:03:45,776 ALL RIGHT, NOW, LISTEN UP, GIL, THIS IS IMPORTANT. 81 00:03:45,776 --> 00:03:48,691 THE TOWN HALL IS ALL ABOUT SITUATIONAL AWARENESS. 82 00:03:48,691 --> 00:03:51,398 IT'S KNOWING WHERE YOU ARE AND WHERE YOUR OPPONENT IS 83 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,730 AT ALL TIMES. 84 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:53,855 SO WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN, 85 00:03:53,855 --> 00:03:56,187 I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN INTO THE PAINT, 86 00:03:56,187 --> 00:03:58,811 YOU MAKE CONTACT WITH THE CROWD, 87 00:03:58,811 --> 00:04:01,185 THEN YOU GO BACK OUT, AND YOU SET A PICK. 88 00:04:01,185 --> 00:04:03,267 THAT'S NEUTRAL SPACE. 89 00:04:03,267 --> 00:04:05,141 NOW, WHEN IT'S DIGGER'S TURN, 90 00:04:05,973 --> 00:04:07,640 HOLD YOUR GROUND, 91 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,013 FORCING HIM TO EITHER BREAK LEFT OR BREAK RIGHT. 92 00:04:10,013 --> 00:04:13,262 AND WHEN HE MAKES HIS MOVE, YOU SUBTLY SHIFT, 93 00:04:13,262 --> 00:04:16,301 GIVING YOURSELF A 50/50 CHANCE OF MAKING CONTACT. 94 00:04:16,301 --> 00:04:18,884 AND WITH ANY LUCK, HE GOES DOWN, AND IF HE DOES, GIL, 95 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:22,299 SHOW CONCERN, THEN GENTLY HELP HIM UP. 96 00:04:22,549 --> 00:04:24,339 - PLAY IT CLASSY. - PLAY IT CLASSY. 97 00:04:24,339 --> 00:04:27,375 AND REMEMBER, CAMERAS ARE ALWAYS ON, SO HOLD THAT SMILE. 98 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:29,961 NEVER LOOK AT YOUR WATCH, AND NEVER SCRATCH YOUR BALLS. 99 00:04:29,961 --> 00:04:31,294 - PLAY IT CLASSY. - PLAY IT CLASSY. 100 00:04:31,294 --> 00:04:32,669 NOW, YOU CAN DO THIS, GIL. 101 00:04:32,669 --> 00:04:34,168 NOW, YOU NEED A LITTLE ME TIME? 102 00:04:34,168 --> 00:04:35,250 A LITTLE TIME TO GET IN THE ZONE? 103 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:37,332 I APPRECIATE THAT, ROBERT, THANK YOU. 104 00:04:42,205 --> 00:04:46,203 SO ARE YOU MORMON, JAMES? 105 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,077 NO. 106 00:04:48,077 --> 00:04:51,034 WELL, YES, BUT NOT REALLY. 107 00:04:51,034 --> 00:04:53,366 MORMONS AREN'T USUALLY THAT AMBIVALENT. 108 00:04:53,366 --> 00:04:55,740 I KNOW, I STRUGGLE WITH IT, 109 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:57,947 WHICH IS WHY I DON'T CALL MYSELF MORMON. 110 00:04:57,947 --> 00:05:00,820 I THINK IF YOU CALL YOURSELF MORMON, YOU SHOULD BE ALL-IN. 111 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:02,111 OH, I AGREE. 112 00:05:02,111 --> 00:05:05,027 I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE NOT ALL-IN, JAMES. 113 00:05:05,027 --> 00:05:06,942 AND I WISH YOU WERE. 114 00:05:06,942 --> 00:05:11,274 I-I WISH I WERE ALL-IN TOO. MAYBE I COULD BE. 115 00:05:11,524 --> 00:05:13,189 OH, I'D LIKE THAT. 116 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:16,062 I'LL PRAY FOR YOU, OKAY? I'LL PRAY FOR YOUR RETURN. 117 00:05:16,062 --> 00:05:18,728 THAT'D BE... 118 00:05:18,728 --> 00:05:20,644 WHOA, UH, HERE'S YOUR DAD. 119 00:05:22,726 --> 00:05:24,808 SENATOR, IT'S LOLA, YOUR DAUGHTER. 120 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,141 SO IT IS. 121 00:05:26,141 --> 00:05:27,931 HOW'D YOUR EXAMS GO, HONEY? 122 00:05:28,181 --> 00:05:29,764 - GREAT. -OH, GREAT. 123 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:31,138 I MEAN, YOU TELL. 124 00:05:31,138 --> 00:05:34,095 UM, ''A'' IN EVERYTHING BUT ISAIAH STUDIES. 125 00:05:34,095 --> 00:05:35,719 WHAT'D WE GET IN ISAIAH STUDIES? 126 00:05:35,719 --> 00:05:37,843 B-PLUS. THE PROFESSOR HATES ME. 127 00:05:37,843 --> 00:05:39,092 I THINK HE'S A SOCIALIST. 128 00:05:39,092 --> 00:05:40,966 THEN HE MUST BE HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE 129 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:42,049 AT BRIGHAM YOUNG. 130 00:05:42,049 --> 00:05:43,923 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SARCASTIC, DADDY. 131 00:05:44,257 --> 00:05:47,255 WHY DOES EVERYONE IN WASHINGTON USE IRONY SO MUCH? 132 00:05:47,255 --> 00:05:48,920 I DON'T KNOW, HONEY. 133 00:05:51,878 --> 00:05:53,210 - YOU CAN GO NOW. - YES, SIR. 134 00:05:53,210 --> 00:05:54,876 BUT LEAVE MY DAUGHTER. 135 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:56,500 OH, SORRY. 136 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:59,415 THAT WAS DUMB. HOLD ON, SIR. 137 00:05:59,415 --> 00:06:03,122 OH, NEVER MIND. TOO MISERABLE TO TALK ANYWAY. 138 00:06:04,954 --> 00:06:06,578 I'M REALLY SORRY, SIR. 139 00:06:10,159 --> 00:06:12,367 WHEN I GET BACK TO THE OFFICE, I REALLY SHOULD FIND OUT 140 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:13,907 WHY WE HIRED THAT KID. 141 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:16,865 - WELL, HE'S YOUR GODSON, DEAR. - OH. 142 00:06:16,865 --> 00:06:19,030 RIGHT. 143 00:06:19,322 --> 00:06:20,863 WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU? 144 00:06:20,863 --> 00:06:23,195 OH, YOU'D BE FINE, LITTLE GIANT. 145 00:06:23,444 --> 00:06:25,027 GOD WOULD SHOW YOU THE WAY. 146 00:06:25,276 --> 00:06:26,610 I DON'T KNOW. 147 00:06:26,610 --> 00:06:29,316 HE SENT ME TO AFGHANISTAN. 148 00:06:32,857 --> 00:06:35,313 AND SENATOR ANDY GUZMAN ARRIVED IN WILMINGTON TODAY 149 00:06:35,313 --> 00:06:37,395 TO STUMP FOR SENATE COLLEAGUE LEMAR FARKUS. 150 00:06:37,395 --> 00:06:40,269 SO I URGE ALL THE GOOD-LOOKING PEOPLE OF DELAWARE... 151 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:42,934 NO, NO, I NEED MORE THAN JUST THE GOOD-LOOKING ONES. 152 00:06:43,226 --> 00:06:44,226 AS WELL AS THE... 153 00:06:44,226 --> 00:06:46,058 PLEASANT-LOOKING PEOPLE OF DELAWARE? 154 00:06:46,058 --> 00:06:48,015 YES, THOSE ARE MY PEOPLE. 155 00:06:48,015 --> 00:06:52,013 STILL LEAVES OUT UGLY PEOPLE. THEY'RE NOT ALL DEMOCRATS. 156 00:06:52,013 --> 00:06:54,303 THERE'S A TIME TO BRING UGLY PEOPLE INTO THE TENT, KATHERINE. 157 00:06:54,303 --> 00:06:55,886 AFTER DARK, SAY. 158 00:06:57,302 --> 00:07:00,367 THE IMPORTANT THING IS THE EVENT BROUGHT IN 400K. 159 00:07:00,367 --> 00:07:02,382 THAT'S TWICE AS MUCH AS LEMAR HAS EVER RAISED. 160 00:07:02,382 --> 00:07:04,506 GREAT. HE'LL REMEMBER. QUICK QUESTION. 161 00:07:04,506 --> 00:07:05,839 YEAH? 162 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:11,295 WHO'S THAT? 163 00:07:14,876 --> 00:07:16,209 I DON'T KNOW. 164 00:07:16,209 --> 00:07:19,915 SOME FLACK, I GUESS. I'LL BE IN THE HIDEAWAY. 165 00:07:45,319 --> 00:07:47,734 FUCK ME. 166 00:08:06,141 --> 00:08:08,723 WELL, OFF TO A GREAT START. 167 00:08:08,723 --> 00:08:11,181 COULD'VE USED A HEADS-UP ON THAT. 168 00:08:11,181 --> 00:08:12,221 OH, SORRY, MA'AM. 169 00:08:12,471 --> 00:08:14,054 YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHEN PEOPLE 170 00:08:14,054 --> 00:08:15,886 ARE GOING TO START PRAYING AROUND HERE. 171 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:18,010 - SNACK, MA'AM? - HELLO AND WELCOME. 172 00:08:18,010 --> 00:08:21,341 I'M CHANNEL FIVE'S OWN DAN ''THE TAN'' CIPRIANIA-MALONEY. 173 00:08:21,341 --> 00:08:22,841 NOW, SINCE I'VE HAD THE PLEASURE 174 00:08:22,841 --> 00:08:24,132 OF REPORTING ON BOTH OF THESE CANDIDATES 175 00:08:24,132 --> 00:08:26,006 THROUGHOUT THEIR ILLUSTRATIVE SPORTS CAREERS, 176 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,213 STATION THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN IF I MONITORED THIS TOWN HALL. 177 00:08:28,213 --> 00:08:30,587 ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S GET IT GOING. 178 00:08:30,587 --> 00:08:33,002 LET'S GET IT GOING. HERE WE GO, WHO'S GOT A QUESTION? 179 00:08:33,002 --> 00:08:34,918 FOR ANY OF THE CANDIDATES, EITHER ONE. 180 00:08:34,918 --> 00:08:36,043 UH, HERE WE GO. MA'AM, YES. 181 00:08:36,043 --> 00:08:38,999 YES, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR COACH MANCUSI. 182 00:08:39,249 --> 00:08:41,331 LOSING FOUR STARTERS LIKE YOU HAVE, 183 00:08:41,331 --> 00:08:44,039 HOW DO YOU KEEP DUKE ON A WINNING TRACK? 184 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:45,954 SUCH A GOOD QUESTION, MA'AM. 185 00:08:45,954 --> 00:08:49,161 AS YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T RESIGNED YET BECAUSE I'M NOT A QUITTER. 186 00:08:49,411 --> 00:08:51,285 AND I WON'T LEAVE A TEAM MID-SEASON. 187 00:08:51,285 --> 00:08:53,909 BUT IF I CAN KEEP MY BLUE DEVILS FOCUSED, 188 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:55,533 MAKE SURE THEY LEAVE NOTHING ON THE COURT, 189 00:08:55,533 --> 00:08:57,448 THEN NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS IN THE POSTSEASON, 190 00:08:57,448 --> 00:08:59,864 I CAN GO TO WASHINGTON WITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH. 191 00:08:59,864 --> 00:09:01,696 UH, SENATOR BIGGS. 192 00:09:03,029 --> 00:09:04,361 WHAT? 193 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:07,027 SIR, HOW WOULD YOU KEEP DUKE ON A WINNING TRACK? 194 00:09:07,277 --> 00:09:08,067 WELL... 195 00:09:08,359 --> 00:09:11,316 I'D CHANGE COACHES. 196 00:09:15,813 --> 00:09:19,021 OKAY, A LITTLE STUMBLE. GOOD LINE, COULD'VE WORKED. 197 00:09:19,021 --> 00:09:20,395 AUDIENCE IS A LITTLE COLD. 198 00:09:20,395 --> 00:09:23,851 NEXT... NEXT QUESTION. ANYONE? 199 00:09:23,851 --> 00:09:25,564 SENATOR BIGGS, 200 00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:27,102 DO YOU THINK ED... 201 00:09:27,102 --> 00:09:30,473 EDUCATION RE... RE... 202 00:09:30,473 --> 00:09:31,847 REFORM? 203 00:09:32,097 --> 00:09:35,470 NO, IT'S RE... RA... 204 00:09:35,470 --> 00:09:38,386 I'M SORRY, I CAN'T MAKE OUT MY WIFE'S HANDWRITING. 205 00:09:38,635 --> 00:09:41,592 BEEN THERE, DUDE. 206 00:09:41,592 --> 00:09:43,216 NOT ME, MY WIFE PATRICIA AND I 207 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,840 HAVE NO PROBLEMS AT ALL COMMUNICATING, VERY CLOSE. 208 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,172 - THAT'S NICE. THAT'S SWEET. 209 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:48,850 UNFORCED ERROR. 210 00:09:48,850 --> 00:09:50,879 ''BEEN THERE, DUDE''? 211 00:09:50,879 --> 00:09:52,129 CONGRESSMAN, 212 00:09:52,129 --> 00:09:55,418 I'M SICK AND TIRED OF OUR NINNY GOVERNMENT 213 00:09:55,418 --> 00:09:58,250 TELLING ME HOW TO SPEND MY OWN FOOD STAMPS. 214 00:09:58,250 --> 00:10:00,207 - CAN YOU FIX THAT? - DON'T TREAD ON ME. 215 00:10:00,415 --> 00:10:01,707 GREAT QUESTION. SENATOR. 216 00:10:01,707 --> 00:10:05,372 FIX WHAT, SIR? WHAT IS IT YOU CAN'T BUY? 217 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,412 FIREARMS. 218 00:10:06,412 --> 00:10:09,328 I WORKED HARD FOR THOSE FOOD STAMPS. 219 00:10:09,328 --> 00:10:13,326 AND I GOT A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO THE PURSUIT OF PLEASURE. 220 00:10:13,326 --> 00:10:15,158 GUNS PLEASURE ME. 221 00:10:15,158 --> 00:10:18,031 WHY CAN'T YOU BUY 'EM ON CREDIT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE? 222 00:10:18,031 --> 00:10:20,947 I'M SORRY, SENATOR, BUT I'LL JUMP IN HERE... 223 00:10:20,947 --> 00:10:22,988 - SORRY, COACH, BUT YOU CAN'T. - WELL, I'D LIKE TO. 224 00:10:22,988 --> 00:10:25,069 'CAUSE WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME. CHECK YOUR WATCH. 225 00:10:25,069 --> 00:10:27,193 - NO, NO, NO. NO, NO! - OH. 226 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,965 STEP AWAY FOR A FEW. PAY SOME BILLS, 227 00:10:28,965 --> 00:10:30,234 GIVE THE GUYS A BATHROOM BREAK, 228 00:10:30,234 --> 00:10:31,899 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ROUND TWO. 229 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:34,315 I'M DAN ''THE TAN.'' YOU STAY TUNED. 230 00:10:35,981 --> 00:10:37,855 I THINK JAMES IS TAKEN WITH OUR LOLA. 231 00:10:37,855 --> 00:10:39,562 CLEARLY. 232 00:10:39,562 --> 00:10:41,436 YOU KNOW, BACK IN THE DAY, THAT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM. 233 00:10:41,436 --> 00:10:43,352 SHE'D BE 3,000 MILES AWAY. 234 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:47,475 BUT, GOD, WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING ONLINE? 235 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,431 COULD BE SOMETHING PREMATURE OR INAPPROPRIATE. 236 00:10:50,681 --> 00:10:53,388 - WE'D NEVER KNOW ABOUT IT. - WELL, I TRUST OUR DAUGHTER. 237 00:10:53,388 --> 00:10:56,845 TRUST, BUT VERIFY. THAT'S WHAT REAGAN ALWAYS DID. 238 00:10:57,136 --> 00:10:58,269 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, HON? 239 00:10:58,269 --> 00:11:00,301 TWO OF HIS KIDS BECAME DEMOCRATS. 240 00:11:00,301 --> 00:11:01,634 SENATOR. 241 00:11:01,634 --> 00:11:04,257 - MRS. LAFFER. - OH, WHAT IS IT, SHELBY? 242 00:11:04,507 --> 00:11:06,590 TIME FOR ME TO SAY GOOD-BYE. I'M HEADED BACK TO RENO. 243 00:11:06,590 --> 00:11:09,214 WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN PULLED OFF THE STORY? 244 00:11:09,214 --> 00:11:12,378 OH, NO, SIR. I'M JUST PIVOTING TO YOUR BACKGROUND. 245 00:11:12,378 --> 00:11:14,252 GONNA INTERVIEW SOME OF YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIENDS. 246 00:11:14,252 --> 00:11:15,960 I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CHILDHOOD FRIENDS. 247 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,210 OH, DON'T WORRY, SIR. 248 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:18,877 I'M NOT GONNA BE ASKING ANYTHING EMBARRASSING. 249 00:11:18,877 --> 00:11:20,624 SERIOUSLY, I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CHILDHOOD FRIENDS. 250 00:11:20,624 --> 00:11:22,207 EXCEPT JESUS. RIGHT, HON? 251 00:11:22,457 --> 00:11:23,539 OKAY, JESUS. 252 00:11:23,539 --> 00:11:25,371 BUT JESUS WAS FRIENDS WITH EVERYBODY. 253 00:11:25,371 --> 00:11:27,495 IT'S NOT LIKE WE SHOT MARBLES. 254 00:11:27,495 --> 00:11:30,369 I'LL DIG SOMETHING UP, SIR. IT'S NO PROBLEM. 255 00:11:30,369 --> 00:11:32,160 SHELBY, THAT'S THE VERY DEFINITION OF A PROBLEM. 256 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,576 TRUST ME, SIR. YOUR STORY WRITES ITSELF. 257 00:11:35,366 --> 00:11:36,657 SIR. 258 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,947 MA'AM. I'LL SEE YA. 259 00:11:40,947 --> 00:11:43,029 DO YOU TRUST THE STORY TO WRITE ITSELF? 260 00:11:43,029 --> 00:11:45,278 WELL, DEPENDS ON WHETHER YOU'RE HIDING ANYTHING, DEAR. 261 00:11:52,149 --> 00:11:54,648 ADRIANA DE PORTAGO. 262 00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:57,064 SHE'S LIKE A SERIOUS PLAYER IN SOUTH FLORIDA, RIGHT? 263 00:11:57,397 --> 00:11:58,438 I DID NOT KNOW THAT GOING IN, 264 00:11:58,438 --> 00:12:00,895 BUT I'VE SINCE BEEN SCHOOLED ON THAT POINT. 265 00:12:00,895 --> 00:12:03,061 AND SHE'S RIDICULOUSLY HOT, RIGHT? 266 00:12:03,061 --> 00:12:04,101 LIKE, AT AN ELITE LEVEL? 267 00:12:04,101 --> 00:12:05,767 YEAH, THAT'S HER. 268 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:08,433 - OH, SHIT. 269 00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:09,515 YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE, 270 00:12:09,515 --> 00:12:10,848 AND YOU SHOW ME THIS KIND OF DISRESPECT? 271 00:12:10,848 --> 00:12:13,222 BEGINNER'S LUCK. I WISH I CARED MORE. 272 00:12:13,222 --> 00:12:15,387 AH, FUCK YOU. COME ON. 273 00:12:15,387 --> 00:12:16,929 - SHOULD I COME BACK? - HELL, NO. 274 00:12:16,929 --> 00:12:20,093 NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, WE CAN GET SOMETHING DONE. 275 00:12:20,093 --> 00:12:22,676 - SHIT'S TOO EASY. - YEAH, WHEN NO ONE'S DEFENDING. 276 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,508 THAT'S YOUR WHOLE GAME, IS TO DISTRACT. 277 00:12:24,508 --> 00:12:27,589 I'M SURE THERE'S A SIMILE FOR THIS MEETING IN THERE SOMEWHERE. 278 00:12:27,589 --> 00:12:30,505 DON'T CARE FOR SIMILES. NONE OF THIS ''LIKE'' BULLSHIT. 279 00:12:30,505 --> 00:12:31,962 I'M A METAPHOR MAN. 280 00:12:32,254 --> 00:12:33,586 IF I TELL YOU I'M GONNA RIP SOMEBODY'S FACE OFF, 281 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,002 I WANT YOU TO VISUALIZE IT. 282 00:12:36,002 --> 00:12:38,043 YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO WATCH THE BIGGS DEBATE? 283 00:12:38,043 --> 00:12:39,875 IT'S ALREADY STARTED. CHANNEL 61. 284 00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:41,207 HEY, THANKS. 285 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:42,790 HOPE YOU'LL JOIN US. WE SHOULD TALK. 286 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,164 SORRY. I REALLY DO HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO. 287 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,329 HMM, LIKE WHAT? 288 00:12:46,329 --> 00:12:47,371 LIKE MAYBE GIVING A GUY A RECORD, 289 00:12:47,371 --> 00:12:49,245 OF WHICH HE HAS NONE? 290 00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:52,743 SERIOUSLY, KATHERINE, NOT A SINGLE BILL WITH HIS NAME ON IT. 291 00:12:52,993 --> 00:12:54,867 ISN'T THAT WHAT A CHIEF OF STAFF DOES? 292 00:12:55,159 --> 00:12:56,491 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE CREATING A NARRATIVE? 293 00:12:56,491 --> 00:12:58,407 I'M GOING NOW. 294 00:12:58,407 --> 00:13:01,031 SO I'M RIGHT. YOU STILL GOT NOTHING. 295 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:05,529 ALL THE BETTER THAT I'M HERE TO HELP. 296 00:13:05,529 --> 00:13:07,943 YOU BROUGHT A BILL? YOU ARROGANT SON OF A BITCH. 297 00:13:07,943 --> 00:13:09,526 GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LANE. 298 00:13:09,526 --> 00:13:11,317 WHOOPS, TOO LATE. 299 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,315 HEY, IT'S DAN ''THE TAN.'' 300 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,648 WELCOME BACK TO THE SECOND HALF OF OUR TOWN HALL DEBATE. 301 00:13:16,648 --> 00:13:20,229 AND KICKING IT OFF IS A STUDENT RIGHT HERE FROM ST. JAMES HIGH. 302 00:13:20,229 --> 00:13:21,228 HI, COACH MANCUSI. 303 00:13:21,228 --> 00:13:23,060 MY NAME IS MICHAEL HICKENLOOPER. 304 00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:26,666 LAST YEAR, THE STATE LEGISLATURE PASSED A BILL THAT SAYS 305 00:13:26,666 --> 00:13:31,173 WE 17-YEAR-OLDS CAN NO LONGER PREREGISTER TO VOTE. 306 00:13:30,224 --> 00:13:32,598 DO YOU THINK THAT'S RIGHT? 307 00:13:32,598 --> 00:13:34,139 SON, I LIKE YOUNG PEOPLE. 308 00:13:34,139 --> 00:13:37,637 I SPENT YEARS RECRUITING THEM. I RESPECT THEIR SKILLS. 309 00:13:37,637 --> 00:13:38,969 MA'AM? I-I... 310 00:13:38,969 --> 00:13:41,385 I THINK WE HAVE A BARN DOOR ISSUE. 311 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:44,134 - AND HE'S ON THE MOVE. - MY GOD, WHERE IS HE GOING? 312 00:13:44,134 --> 00:13:48,048 BUT AS A PARENT, I WANT MY KIDS TO VOTE RESPONSIBLY. 313 00:13:48,048 --> 00:13:51,171 JUST AS I WOULD WANT THEM TO BINGE RESPONSIBLY 314 00:13:51,171 --> 00:13:52,795 OR HOOK UP RESPONSIBLY. 315 00:13:52,795 --> 00:13:55,211 YOU SEE, SON, HISTORY SHOWS US 316 00:13:55,211 --> 00:13:57,668 THAT YOUNGER VOTERS JUST AREN'T READY. 317 00:13:57,668 --> 00:13:59,042 IS IT OVER? 318 00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:01,041 THEY'RE TOO LIKELY TO VOTE IMPULSIVELY. 319 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,290 TO MAKE BAD CHOICES. 320 00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:04,831 THAT'S WHY THE NORTH CAROLINA LEGISLATURE 321 00:14:05,081 --> 00:14:07,662 WISELY CREATED A COOLING-OFF PERIOD. 322 00:14:09,246 --> 00:14:10,995 TO GIVE YOUNG PEOPLE EXTRA TIME TO MATURE. 323 00:14:10,995 --> 00:14:13,368 THAT'S JUST COMMON SENSE. YOU TRACKING ME, SON? 324 00:14:13,368 --> 00:14:14,701 YES, SIR. THANK YOU, COACH. 325 00:14:14,701 --> 00:14:16,700 GREAT ANSWER, COACH. 326 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,532 ALL RIGHT, WHO'S GOT MY NEXT QUESTION? YES, MA'AM. 327 00:14:18,532 --> 00:14:20,073 LOVELY LADY. 328 00:14:20,073 --> 00:14:21,655 HI, MY NAME IS CINDY TULL... 329 00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:24,029 WHOA, WHOA, WHAT THE HEY, BUDDY? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TURN? 330 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,362 I'M SORRY, SENATOR. 331 00:14:25,362 --> 00:14:27,194 DID YOU WANT TO WEIGH IN ON THAT QUESTION? 332 00:14:27,194 --> 00:14:29,068 BECAUSE, WELL, I'M THINKING COACH MANCUSI 333 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,151 PRETTY MUCH NAILED THAT ONE. 334 00:14:30,443 --> 00:14:32,275 WELL, THAT'S NOT HOW DEBATES WORK, YOU PINHEAD. 335 00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:33,858 'SCUSE ME? HELLO? 336 00:14:33,858 --> 00:14:36,190 - I BELIEVE I HAVE THE FLOOR. - NO, YOU DON'T. 337 00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:38,106 I STILL HAVE TWO MINUTES LEFT TO REBUT. 338 00:14:38,106 --> 00:14:39,188 THERE WAS A TIME WHEN A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN 339 00:14:39,188 --> 00:14:40,770 WOULD NEVER INTERRUPT A LADY. 340 00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:43,603 I REMEMBER IT WELL, MS. TULL. THAT'S HOW I WAS RAISED. 341 00:14:43,603 --> 00:14:45,227 YES, SIR. 342 00:14:47,351 --> 00:14:49,475 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, WHO'S GOT A TOUGH ONE FOR THE CANDIDATES? 343 00:14:49,475 --> 00:14:51,265 HERE WE GO. YOU, SIR. 344 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,681 COACH DIGGER, HOW IMPORTANT WOULD YOU SAY 345 00:14:53,681 --> 00:14:56,512 DISCIPLINE AND SELF-CONTROL ARE IN THE GAME OF POLITICS? 346 00:14:56,512 --> 00:14:58,428 I THINK THEY'RE VERY IMPORTANT, SIR. 347 00:14:58,428 --> 00:15:00,798 NOW, I KNOW MY OPPONENT AND I 348 00:15:00,798 --> 00:15:02,697 DON'T SEE EYE-TO-EYE ON THIS ISSUE. 349 00:15:02,697 --> 00:15:04,967 AND I RESPECT THAT. AND FRANKLY, 350 00:15:04,967 --> 00:15:08,173 I DON'T CARE HOW MANY ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES 351 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:11,130 SENATOR BIGGS MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SKIPPED THROUGH THE YEARS, 352 00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:14,253 BUT THE FACT IS HE IS STILL VERY MUCH A LOOSE CANNON. 353 00:15:14,253 --> 00:15:16,669 I THINK NORTH CAROLINIANS DESERVE BETTER. 354 00:15:16,669 --> 00:15:20,167 WELL, COACH, I MAY BE A LOOSE CANNON, 355 00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:22,249 BUT AT LEAST I DON'T FIRE BLANKS. 356 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,332 MY... 357 00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:30,953 SENATOR, AS EVERYONE KNOWS, 358 00:15:30,953 --> 00:15:33,618 MY WIFE AND I, LIKE MANY OTHER COUPLES, 359 00:15:33,618 --> 00:15:35,159 HAVE STRUGGLED WITH INFERTILITY. 360 00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:37,325 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M ANY LESS OF A FATHER 361 00:15:37,616 --> 00:15:39,449 TO OUR SIX ADOPTED CHILDREN. 362 00:15:41,364 --> 00:15:43,197 AND WE ARE OUTTA TIME! 363 00:15:43,197 --> 00:15:45,279 OKAY, I WANT TO THANK COACH YOU'RE-THE-MAN-CUSI. 364 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:47,445 WHO THE FUCK GAVE HIM THAT LINE? 365 00:15:47,695 --> 00:15:51,068 - ALWAYS AN HONOR, SIR. - OH! 366 00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:52,358 FOR ALL OF US HERE ON CHANNEL FIVE, 367 00:15:52,608 --> 00:15:54,418 I'M DAN ''THE TAN'' CIPRIANIA-MALONEY, 368 00:15:54,418 --> 00:15:57,565 SAYING, SEE YA, NORTH CAROLINA! 369 00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:00,729 YOU READ ABOUT PEOPLE SETTING THEMSELVES ON FIRE, 370 00:16:00,729 --> 00:16:03,478 BUT YOU NEVER REALLY EXPECT TO SEE IT IN YOUR OWN LIFETIME. 371 00:16:03,478 --> 00:16:05,102 COME ON! 372 00:16:05,102 --> 00:16:07,476 COME ON, GIVE ME SOME. GOTTA GET SOME AT THE TOP. 373 00:16:07,476 --> 00:16:09,392 - THERE'S YOUR MONEY SHOT. - GO, DIGGER. 374 00:16:09,392 --> 00:16:12,848 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. WAY TO GO, COACH. 375 00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:15,430 - ALL RIGHT, COACH. - ALL RIGHT. 376 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,467 DILLY. GRAY. 377 00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:26,800 YOU WATCH THE MANCUSI-BIGGS TOWN HALL? 378 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,465 I KNOW, I KNOW, HEY, 379 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:31,088 I TEACH A COURSE AT THE NEW SCHOOL IN CAMPAIGN TRAIN WRECKS, 380 00:16:31,088 --> 00:16:32,537 AND THIS IS THE WORST I'VE EVER SEEN. 381 00:16:32,537 --> 00:16:35,495 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DAMAGE IS? 382 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,210 REALLY? ALL RIGHT, THANKS. 383 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:38,584 TALK SOON. 384 00:16:38,584 --> 00:16:41,208 DILLY DESANTIS. ANALYTICS GUY I WORK WITH. 385 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:45,498 HE PREDICTS BIGGS WILL BE DOWN 9.75% 386 00:16:45,748 --> 00:16:47,828 IN TOMORROW'S TRACKING POLL. 387 00:16:47,828 --> 00:16:49,371 AND YOU HEARD THAT NUMBER IN REAL TIME. 388 00:16:49,371 --> 00:16:51,203 OH, MEETING MUST BE OVER. 389 00:16:51,203 --> 00:16:54,993 MIND IF I STAY AND PICK KATHERINE'S BIG BRAIN? 390 00:16:54,993 --> 00:16:56,409 WHY ARE YOU ASKING HIM? 391 00:16:56,409 --> 00:16:57,949 BECAUSE, KATHERINE, I'VE NOTICED 392 00:16:57,949 --> 00:16:59,699 THAT EVEN THOUGH ANDY'S HAPPY TO WASTE HIS OWN TIME, 393 00:16:59,699 --> 00:17:02,406 HE NEVER WASTES YOURS. 394 00:17:02,697 --> 00:17:04,446 HAVE AT EACH OTHER. 395 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,236 THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL, LOUISE. 396 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:11,235 YOU'VE REALLY TAKEN YOUR CRAFT UP A LEVEL. 397 00:17:11,235 --> 00:17:12,484 YOU THINK? 398 00:17:12,484 --> 00:17:15,066 I WAS SO DISTRACTED BY YOUR PROCEDURES. 399 00:17:15,357 --> 00:17:18,564 NO, NO, THEY'RE GREAT. YOU COULD SELL THESE. 400 00:17:18,564 --> 00:17:20,605 OH ! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE? 401 00:17:20,605 --> 00:17:22,437 WOW. HARD TO SAY. 402 00:17:22,437 --> 00:17:26,352 BUT YOU KNOW, I'M PARTIAL TO AN AUTUMNAL PALETTE. 403 00:17:27,643 --> 00:17:29,225 HEY, HURT LOCKER ! 404 00:17:29,225 --> 00:17:30,267 HOW'S IT GOING? 405 00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:32,391 YOU MAKE ALL THOSE? AMAZING. 406 00:17:32,391 --> 00:17:34,764 ISN'T THE OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY HERE THE BEST? 407 00:17:34,764 --> 00:17:37,554 - I MADE 'EM, ROSE. - WELL, SUCH A CREATIVE FAMILY. 408 00:17:37,804 --> 00:17:40,012 LISTEN, I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS. 409 00:17:40,012 --> 00:17:43,343 MY OFFICE FINALLY LINKED UP WITH THE STAIR LIFT PEOPLE, 410 00:17:43,343 --> 00:17:45,134 AND THEY GOT IT ALL INSTALLED TODAY. 411 00:17:45,134 --> 00:17:46,758 YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE GOOD TO GO. 412 00:17:46,758 --> 00:17:48,590 REALLY? THEY SAID THREE WEEKS! 413 00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:51,214 - ROSE HAS JUICE. - TELL THAT TO MY CABLE GUY. 414 00:17:51,214 --> 00:17:54,170 DON'T GET LOUIS STARTED ON THAT SUBJECT. 415 00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:56,294 YEAH, ONE OF MY HOT BUTTONS, FOR SURE. 416 00:17:56,294 --> 00:17:57,628 ANYWAY, NOW THAT YOU'RE GOING HOME, 417 00:17:57,628 --> 00:18:00,501 WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A SMALL FAITH GATHERING IN THE HOUSE 418 00:18:00,501 --> 00:18:03,874 TO THANK THE ALMIGHTY FOR THE BLESSING OF YOUR RETURN? 419 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,456 I THINK THAT'S A TERRIFIC IDEA. DON'T YOU, LOUIS? 420 00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:08,663 I DON'T KNOW, ROSE. I'M NO HERO. 421 00:18:08,663 --> 00:18:10,162 NOT SAYING YOU ARE, HONEY. 422 00:18:10,162 --> 00:18:12,245 I JUST THINK A LITTLE PRAYER CIRCLE MIGHT BE IN ORDER. 423 00:18:12,245 --> 00:18:15,576 ECUMENICAL, OF COURSE. CAN'T JUST BE MORMONS. 424 00:18:15,576 --> 00:18:17,242 WELL, THERE WON'T BE SHOUTING, WILL THERE, ROSE? 425 00:18:17,242 --> 00:18:18,658 I HEAR YOU SHOUT IN CHICAGO. 426 00:18:18,658 --> 00:18:20,491 NO, LOUISE. NO CALL AND RESPONSE. 427 00:18:20,491 --> 00:18:21,823 JUST A FEW PRAYERS. 428 00:18:21,823 --> 00:18:24,197 WE DO THIS SORT OF THING ALL THE TIME NOW. 429 00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:26,363 WHAT DO YOU SAY? I'LL BE HAPPY TO ORGANIZE IT. 430 00:18:26,363 --> 00:18:27,403 YOU TWO HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL 431 00:18:27,403 --> 00:18:29,194 WITH PHYSICAL THERAPY AND WHATNOT. 432 00:18:29,486 --> 00:18:31,860 I'LL HAVE MY STAFF PUT THIS TOGETHER FOR NEXT SATURDAY. 433 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,150 NO, SUNDAY. 434 00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:35,233 WE WANT TO BE ABLE TO FOLD IN THE JEWS. 435 00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:36,565 JUST DON'T INVITE ANYONE 436 00:18:36,565 --> 00:18:38,731 WITHOUT COORDINATING IT WITH MY OFFICE, THOUGH, OKAY? 437 00:18:38,731 --> 00:18:40,646 THIS IS GOING TO BE STRESSFUL ENOUGH 438 00:18:40,646 --> 00:18:42,230 PULLING TOGETHER A LIST OF NAMES 439 00:18:42,479 --> 00:18:44,394 WHO ARE NOT GONNA BE AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS. 440 00:18:44,394 --> 00:18:47,227 I'VE DONE A MILLION OF THESE, SO I KNOW ALL THE PITFALLS. 441 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,434 LATER! 442 00:18:49,434 --> 00:18:50,558 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 443 00:18:50,558 --> 00:18:52,390 I KNOW. YIKES. 444 00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:55,514 YEAH. 445 00:18:55,764 --> 00:18:58,512 WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT FOLDING IN JEWS? 446 00:19:07,258 --> 00:19:10,715 OH, YEAH. 447 00:19:18,377 --> 00:19:20,418 HEY. 448 00:19:20,418 --> 00:19:22,209 HI, BEAUTIFUL LADY IN MY BEDROOM. 449 00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:25,123 HEY, HANDSOME LAWMAKER IN A SILLY, LITTLE CHAIR. 450 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,539 YEAH, HERO GUY'S COMING HOME. 451 00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:30,205 WE'RE GONNA TRICK OUT THE HOUSE. 452 00:19:30,205 --> 00:19:31,245 WHAT YOU DOING? 453 00:19:31,495 --> 00:19:32,869 THE SUITE AT THE RITZ IS READY, 454 00:19:32,869 --> 00:19:35,493 SO BENNY IS HELPING ME MOVE IN THIS AFTERNOON. 455 00:19:35,493 --> 00:19:38,616 - OH, BENNY? - ANDY. 456 00:19:38,616 --> 00:19:41,615 YOU KNOW, I HAVE A BUSINESS AND A LIFE, 457 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:44,156 AND IF I WASN'T SO CRAZY ABOUT MY HANDSOME LAWMAKER, 458 00:19:44,447 --> 00:19:47,154 I WOULD BE CONDUCTING BOTH IN MIAMI INSTEAD OF COMMUTING. 459 00:19:47,154 --> 00:19:49,278 SO GIVE ME A BREAK. 460 00:19:49,278 --> 00:19:51,110 AND YOU KNOW, IT WOULDN'T HURT IF YOU WENT BACK 461 00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:53,776 TO FLORIDA SOMETIME, YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF, SAY, DELAWARE? 462 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,608 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU'D BE PLEASED. 463 00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:59,606 WE'RE LAYING GROUNDWORK FOR THE BIG PUSH AHEAD. 464 00:19:59,606 --> 00:20:01,397 SPEAKING OF BIG PUSH... 465 00:20:01,397 --> 00:20:03,271 OH, YEAH, 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING 466 00:20:03,271 --> 00:20:05,437 THAT TURNS ME ON MORE THAN A DOUBLE ENTENDRE. 467 00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:08,101 OH, YOU WANT A SINGLE ENTENDRE? 468 00:20:08,101 --> 00:20:10,267 HUH? YOU WANT TO BE SINGLE ENTENDRE'D? 469 00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:11,891 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 470 00:20:14,457 --> 00:20:16,493 YES, PLEASE. 471 00:20:25,509 --> 00:20:27,300 - I'M SORRY, MAN. 472 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,674 - NOT YOUR FAULT. - KINDA IS. 473 00:20:29,674 --> 00:20:32,381 I WAS ON THE ROPES BEFORE THE COUP DE GRAS. 474 00:20:32,381 --> 00:20:34,754 GOT NO ONE BUT MYSELF TO BLAME. 475 00:20:34,754 --> 00:20:38,295 I LET DIGGER GET INTO MY HEAD. BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING, ROBERT? 476 00:20:38,295 --> 00:20:40,334 IF YOU ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THAT DILL WEED, 477 00:20:40,334 --> 00:20:43,750 WHICH I DID, SINCE I HAD A LOT OF FREE TIME OUT THERE, 478 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,624 THE GUY'S GOT NOTHING. 479 00:20:45,624 --> 00:20:48,580 SERIOUSLY, HE'S A FUCKING FEATHER, AN AMATEUR. 480 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,538 - I CAN TAKE HIM. - I BELIEVE YOU, GIL JOHN. 481 00:20:51,538 --> 00:20:53,162 BUT I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP, 482 00:20:53,162 --> 00:20:54,494 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE GOT A LOT ON YOUR MIND. 483 00:20:54,494 --> 00:20:56,326 WHAT WITH THIS ETHICS THING DOGGING YOU 484 00:20:56,576 --> 00:20:58,325 AND POSSIBLE EXPULSION. 485 00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:01,740 I APPRECIATE YOU TRYING TO HAVE MY BACK. 486 00:21:02,907 --> 00:21:04,822 DON'T MENTION IT. 487 00:21:05,571 --> 00:21:08,029 YES, SIR. 488 00:21:08,029 --> 00:21:11,402 IF I APPLY MYSELF, I CAN WIN THIS PUPPY. 489 00:21:24,978 --> 00:21:25,853 HEY, ANDY. 490 00:21:25,853 --> 00:21:29,559 - LIKE THAT? - MM-HMM. 491 00:21:31,642 --> 00:21:34,307 - REALLY? LIKE THAT? - MM-HMM. 492 00:21:40,428 --> 00:21:41,220 HEY, ROBERT. 493 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:43,594 I FORGOT MY YOGA MAT UPSTAIRS. 494 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:49,594 (c)CREATED AND SYNCH BY KIBERLINE